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2 NEW THEORIES ROCK THE SCIENCE WORLD
Professor Domino has come out with two brand new theories that transform the way we see the world. He came to these conclusions on his own accord
LEAKED SCOOB! SCRIPT REVEALS DARK SECRETS
SHAGGY: Are you Harry Potter? VELMA: I’m Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.
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BABY ROBOT GEORGE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF MOON CLIFF
A small adorable little baby robot named George has been found at the bottom of a moon cliff, presumably tossed from it by bad actors.
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TOP TEN GAYMER MOMENTS
Top ten gaymer moments:
10: Lanky Kong has a funny face
9: Lanky Kong pulls a gun on Bill and ted
8: Lanky Kong needs to figure out how to get into Leeloo's boyfriend's pants
Barack Obama Declares Rotisserie Chicken Favorite Food
Little more than a few years ago, Barack Obama, the first Black man to be elected president, was speaking about his family's favorite food, rotisserie chicken, during a campaign stop in New Hampshire.
Read More...GAME REVIEW: "BOXMAN'S STRUGGLE" IS THE MODERN DARK SOULS OF GAMING
In the 2020 title "Boxman's Struggle", you play as the titular boxman, a man, bereft of his hair, who must traverse an enviroment while inside of the box where he has made his home.
Read More...NEWS FROM THE VATICAN; BELPHEGOR, SEVENTH PRINCE OF HELL, HAS EVOLVED
According to Pope с Francis on Monday, Belphegor, the seventh prince of hell, has created "a horror unlike any I have ever seen in my life."
Read More...CIA ON CORONAVIRUS, HEAD GINA CHERI HASPE DECLARES THAT "NO ISSUES ARE KNOWN"
Early Saturday morning, Head of CIA Gina Cheri Haspe made a public statement on the Coronavirus outbreak, claiming that the virus is not expected to get in the way of any of the CIA's planned coups.
Read More...THE RUMOR COME OUT: DOES ONISION IS SUPERTRAMP?
To be honest, it's not even that surprising. He's old, fat, has a really bad sense of style, and worse, he's creepy.
Read More...YOUNG MAN CONVINCED WORLD RENOWNED TOOTHPASTE SALESMAN TO KILL HIMSELF THIS EVENING
After a terrible night's sleep, the young man, who wishes to remain anonymous, decides to kill himself.
Read More...PINK IS NOT "PINK" TO MOST HUMANS.
For example, if you see pink on a TV picture — say a picture of a princess with a pink hat on display in a cafe — you instantly think of the pinkest color.
Read More...MAN BREAKS INTO TWITTER HQ, CRUSHES HARDDRIVE IN HIS FIST
Earlier this week, a man was arrested after breaking into Twitter's main office, due to outrage over a tweet he recieved reguarding the christain childrens cartoon, Veggietales.
Read More...OFFICIAL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CHARACTER SCENT TIER LIST RELEASED BY SONIC TEAM
Sonic's most prominent traits as a Sonic Fan are his scent, but his scent isn't the only thing that sets him apart and separates him from many other characters.
Read More...GEORGE SCHUTTE SHOW: INTERVIEW WITH INTERNET CELEBRITY XXGRUNTILDA_FUCKER69XX
George Schutte; The Internet's Most Popular and Diverse Man.
Read More...INSIDER REPORT; WHO EXACTLY IS BELPHEGOR?
Belphegor, prince of hell and embodiment of sloth is hell’s emissary to France. To quote leviathan 8:10, ive never seen any this big, nor a poopy arse so big, or such sloth! :scream: pic.twitter.com/j2uLplC7gb — The Notorious Ibis (@TheNotoriousIbis) July 3, 2017
Read More...SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW FISH OFF COAST OF SWITZERLAND
Off the coast of Switzerland, a new fish was discovered, dubbed the "Spank the Daddy!" because it is so aggressive that a fisherman has to spank it to calm it down.
Read More...WORLDS 23RD RICHEST MAN FOUND DEAD.
Early this morning, the worlds 23rd richest man was found dead in his attic, with 5 bullets in his heart. The police insist it was a suicide.
Read More...FDA WARNS THAT LEG PASTA IS NOT SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION
In May, an airman serving in Afghanistan made pasta from his leg, in order to feed a village.
Read More...TRAGIC NEWS: SHEEP SLEDDING DISASTER IN NEPAL
An estimated 150 sheep were taken to an animal shelter when their wool was pulled off by an avalanche.
Read More...COMPANIES CLAIM TRUMPS “LLAMA INITIATIVE” SOLD DEFECTIVE LLAMAS.
President Trump recently sold a herd of llamas to an Irish company, in order to fund a new military base. The company claims the llamas are “Horribly malformed” and “an affront to nature” .
Read More...HEARTWARMING: SOLDIER MAKES PASTA FOR ENTIRE VILLIAGE
"There was some blood on the pasta, but I didn't believe it because the pasta was not cooked. So I brought it in the kitchen and left the door and just let it sit and he ate it."
Read More...BETA 1.6.0 (14 MAY 2016)
1.6.0-beta 1.6.0 (14 May 2016) - [DONE] Fixed crash on startup with some of AMD driver's
Read More...TRUMP SELLS WHITE HOUSE LAMMAS
In a shocking turn of events, The Trump administration has announced that it intends to sell a herd of llamas to an Irish company.
Read More...HOLLYWOOD EMBRACE GAYS
Hockey players and pro basketball players have appeared in gay porn.
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