TOP TEN GAYMER MOMENTS
Richard O. Gannon, M. • Gobtober 7th, 60 B.C.
Top ten gaymer moments:
10: Lanky Kong has a funny face
9: Lanky Kong pulls a gun on Bill and ted
8: Lanky Kong needs to figure out how to get into Leeloo's boyfriend's pants
7: Lanky Kong is so sad his butt is a crack
6: Lanky Kong is so sad his butt is a crack
5: Lanky Kong does giant spinning turds
4: Lanky Kong is so happy that he got to yell "BINGO"
3: Lanky Kong is so sad that he is only using his turgid ballpit hands to bring down all his competition
2: Lanky Kong spends his life collecting cupcakes
1: Lanky